Djibouti

- Yes sir, they're behind it all, sitting in Washington and Beijing, and running the world.
- No, not Washington or Beijing; it's all Djibouti.
- It's all what?
- Djibouti, haven’t you ever heard of it?
- I think I have, but I'm not sure what kind of thing it is.
- It's not a thing, it's a country
- A country? Where?
- In Africa, horn of Africa.
- OK, but what about it?
- Well, it's the source of the troubles.
- Really? What troubles?
- These wars, clashes, economic shake ups, I don’t know, revolutions.
- All come from this, this Djibouti?
- Yeah, sure.
- But how? Never heard such a thing.
- Exactly, that proves the point, that you've never heard of it; what do you think? if these big shots wanted to station somewhere, where would they go?
- Don’t know.
- Do you think they'd rather be somewhere that the world knows and can watch them?
- Don’t think so.
- That’s right. Don’t you think they'd prefer be somewhere that no one knows? Somewhere top secret?
- Yes, I guess that's better for them.
- Of course that's better for them.
- Yeah.
- Now, you say that you've hardly heard of Djibouti and don’t know where it is, right?
- Right.
-  Most people are like you; they even don’t know it exists; or merely hear about it in some rare nonsense news.
- Well?
- Well, that proves that they have found their place.  Have all gathered in Djibouti
- Are you sure?
- Of course; I told you, what better reason than that Djibouti is so quiet and sneaky; what better place for them than Djibouti? That's why they have all quietly gathered in Djibouti.
- But who are they?
- The big shots; the world’s masters; the bosses of every one, yours and mine; those that have all the powers and are playing us like pawns.
- How many are they? What are their names?
- Their names? Duh! if I knew, or any one knew, that would ruin their plans; they get their power from being anonymous.
- Then how do you know they are in Djibouti?
- Ahh, that is a good question. Finding out was not easy. I've been asking myself for a long while who is it that is running the world and how? I understood it must be top secret. This type of discovery can’t be done by research or gathering facts or evidence. I mean, if that could work, then it would not be top secret. No sir. These giants leave no traces. I told myself cracking this code needs a different approach. A new method that no scientist or researcher has considered before. Some method that is revolutionary, novel, ingenious. I kept asking myself what's the way? Until, one day, while contemplating and meditating, I got it. I found the way.
- What was the way?
- Same thing; contemplation and meditation. I told myself these clowns have misled every one. They've given scientists, reporters, and researchers false clues that they know will never lead to their center. I have to find a different method.  I got to cleanse myself from all that has polluted my thinking. I have to clear my mind from all evidence, fact, or logic, to open room for that light of wisdom that I am seeking. So I sat in my room and kept thinking. My only companion was this weapon that I sometimes worked out. I explored the universe of thoughts. Suddenly the light of discovery sparked in me. I was asking myself where are they? A voice answered "somewhere nameless." Then, the name of Djibouti entered my mind like a twinkle and did not leave. I told myself this must have a reason. Surely Djibouti must be the key to this lock. Then I once again started listening to the news. I noticed no one mentions Djibouti. It is in front of every one’s eyes, but it's as if it is invisible. I saw that all pieces are coming together. This should be their doing. Because they control the news and the newsmen. They decide what to put in the news and what not to put. So they have got us busy with this war, that revolution, the other strike, such that we don’t notice Djibouti.
- You mean they have all gathered in Djibouti?
- Yes, of course. Maybe not everyone is there all the time. They may take a break and go on vacation; but that is their station; their central command is in Djibouti.
- When did they go there?
- I'm not sure. I need more contemplation. But it has probably taken ten to twenty years to set up this powerful system.
- What system?
- The system of operating the world from Djibouti.
- What do they do with it?
- What do they do? You just have to open your eyes and ears a bit. You’ll see their hands in everything. All events are based on a central plan.
- Interesting, like what?
- Like, you saw what happened in these Iraq-America wars. First they make Iraq attack Kuwait. Why do you think that happened?
- Because Saddam was after power?
- What? This is all nonsense. Saddam was nothing. He was their own puppet. Do you think he could move a finger without their permission? They sent him forward. That gave America the excuse to attack.
- So it's right that Saddam’s attack was all America’s plan?
- America? Why are you not paying attention? Listen to me. America is also their pawn. It’s been a while they have given up on all countries, large or small. They are only after their own power. They are not American, European, Russian, or Chinese. They are just Djiboutian.
- Amazing.
- Yes sir. Now hear the rest. Then America invades Iraq. You see, all according to the plan. On the other hand, they set up Al-Qaida and create September 11.
- September 11 is also their doing?
- Of course, do you think such an operation could come from a handful of lousy Arabs? It is obviously their job. See for yourself; first it's September 11, then America’s attack to Afghanistan, then a second attack to Iraq; then they start the economic crisis in the west and on the other side this technological revolution with computers. You see how all their moves are related?
- You seem to e right.
- Yes, This technological revolution happened just in time to uproot the world. You see what it did? Oh man, you can sit in front of a computer and speak to the other side of the world. I know these things, you probably haven’t heard, what was it called? Skeep, Iskype, something like that. These require thorough studying. It was all obviously according to the plan, to happen just when America is involved in the Middle East war and the economy is in shambles.
- Amazing.
- Yeah, you see? It is not like the old times, that a scientist or a researcher could explain the situation by mastering in one area. Nowadays everything is related to everything and explaining it needs someone who can see these relations
- I see.
- Yes sir. They're driving all these moves from Djibouti. And no one has any idea. Except for me. By the way, be careful, you should not reveal this anywhere. If they know that I've found out about Djibouti and that you've heard it from me, they'll destroy us both. They'll make us disappear. Remember, don’t give it away.
- Rest assured, I won’t.
- Now pass me that weapon; you're finishing all up puffing it like that. Leave some for me.
- OK, here.

جیبوتی

آقا همه زير سر خودشونه، تو واشنگتن و پکن نشستن دارن دنيا رو مي گردونن -

واشنگتن و پکن نيست عزيز من، جيبوتيه -

چي چيه؟ -

جيبوتي، هيچوقت اسم جيبوتيو شنيدي؟ -

اسمشو شنيدم ولي نمي دونم چه چيزيه -

چيز نيست، کشوره -

کشوره؟ کجاس؟ -

تو آفريقاس، تو شاخ آفريقا -

خوب حالا چرا حرف اونو پيش کشيدي؟ -

واسه اينکه همه اين آتيشا از اونجا بلن ميشه -

جدآ؟ کدوم آتيشا؟ -

همين جنگا و بزن بزنا و بالا پايين شدن اقتصادا و چه مي دونم، انقلابا -

همه از اين چي چي،  اين جيبوتيه؟ -

بعله ديگه -

آخه چطوري؟ هيچ وقت چنين چيزي نشنيده بودم -

- خوب همون ديگه، همين که نشنيدي اثباتش مي کنه، تو فکر مي کني اگه اين کله گنده هاي دنيا بخوان يه جا مقر بزنن کجا ميرن؟

- نمي دونم

- فکر مي کني ترجيح ميدن جايي باشن که همه بدونن کجان و چه مي کنن، و روشون دوربين بندازن؟

- فکر نکنم

- درسته. فکر نمي کني  ترجيح بدن جايي باشن که هيچکي ندونه، سري سري؟

- خوب چرا، لابد براشون بهتره

- معلومه که بهتره

- آره

- خوب حالا خودت که مي گي اسم جيبوتيم به زور شنيدي و نمي دونستي کجاست، درسته؟

- درسته

- بيشتر مردمم مثل تو هستن، اصلا از وجود جيبوتيم  به زور خبر دارن، فقط گاهي ممکنه يه اخبار بي ربطي ازش بشنون

- خوب؟

- خوب همين ديگه، دليل از اين بهتر، که اونا جاشونو پيدا کردن؟ همه شون تو جيبوتي جمع شدن

- مطمثني؟

- خوب معلومه، دليلشو که برات توضيح دادم. چه دليلي از اين بهتر که جيبوتي اينقدر بي سرو صدا و آب زير کاهه؟ کجا برن از جيبوتي بهتر؟ واسه همينه که همه، بي سرو صدا جمع شدن تو جيبوتي.

- اخه اونا کين؟

- کله گنده هاي دنيا، آقاي همه، سرور من و تو، همونا که همة قدرتا دستشونه و دارن مث مهره با ما بازي مي کنن

- چند نفرن؟ اسمشون چيه؟

- اسمشون؟ به، اگه من مي دونستم،  يا هر کي مي دونست، که کار اونا خراب مي شد. قدرت اونا در همينه که کسي اسم و جاشونو ندونه.

- پس تو از کجا مي دوني که اونا رفتن جيبوتي؟

- آها، سوال خوبيه. کشفش کار آسوني نبود. من خيلي وقت بود که دنبال جواب اين سوال بودم که دنيا رو کي مي گردونه و از کجا مي گردونه. بعد فهميدم هر جا باشن بايد خيلي سري باشه. اصلا اين کشفيه که با تحقيق و جمع کردن سند و مدرک به دست نمي آد. چون اگه مي شد که ديگه سري نمي شد. نه جانم، مهم اينه که اين غولاي دنيا از خودشون رد پا به جا نمي ذارن. واسه همين به خودم گفتم فميدن جواب اين سوال يه راه جديد لازم داره. راهي که که تا حالا به فکر هيچ دانشمند و محققي نرسيده باشه. راهي انقلابي، نو، نبوغ آميز. خلاصه هي از خودم مي پرسيدم راهش چيه. تا يه روز، موقع غور و تفکر عميق راهش اومد دستم.

- راهش چي بود؟

- همين ديگه، غور و تفکر. گفتم اين لامصبا همه رو فرستادن دنبال نخود سياه. به دانشمندا و خبرنگارا و محققا راههايي رو نشون دادن که مي دونن هيچوقت به مرکز اونا ختم نمي شه. من بايد دنبال يه روش متفاوت باشم. گفتم بايد خودمو تطهير کنم از هرچي که فکرمو آلوده کرده. بايد هر چي مدرک و سندو واقيت و استدلال رو از فکرم پاک کنم که جا باز شه واسة اون نور معرفتي که دنبالشم. واسه همين نشستم تو اتاقم و هي فکر کردم. همدمم فقط همين سلاح بود که گاهي کارش مي زدم. خلاصه تفحص کردم در آفاق و انفس. يک مرتبه نور کشف در من جرقه زد. از خودم مي پرسيدم کجان، صدايي مي گفت جايي بي نام. بعد اسم جيبوتي، مث يه سو سويي از دور دورا اومد تو ذهنم و ديگه بيرون نرفت. گفتم اين بايد دليلي داشته باشه. حتما جيبوتي کليد اين قفله. بعد دوباره شروع کردم به اخبار گوش کردن و ديدم هيشکي اسم جيبوتي رو نمي بره. جلوي چشم همه اس، ولي انگار نامرعيه. ديدم همة علايم داره جور مي شه. همه اش بايد کار خودشون باشه. آخه اخبار دست خودشونه، اخبار گوها هم دست خودشونه. اونا تعيين مي کنن چي تو اخبار بياد و چي نياد. واسه همين سر مارو گرم کردن با اين جنگ و اون انقلاب و اون يکي اعتصاب تا حواسمون نره به جيبوتي.

- يعني همه شون جمع شدن تو جيبوتي؟

- بعله ديگه. شايد هميشه هم اونجا نباشن، لابد ميرن گردش و مرخصي، ولي مقرشون اونجاس، مرکز عملياتشون تو جيبوتيه

- کي رفتن اونجا؟

- دقيق نمي دونم، بايد بيشتر توش غور کنم. ولي احتمالا حداقل ده بيست سال طول کشيده تا تونستن اين دم و دستگاه قوي رو کار بندازن

- کدوم دم و دستگاه؟

- دم و دستگاه گردوندن جهان از جيبوتي

- يعني چه مي کنن

- چي ميکنن؟ کافيه يه ذره چشم و گوشتو واز کني. مي بيني که دستشون تو همه چيه. همه اتفاقا طبق برنامه و نقشة واحديه

- جالبه، مثل چي؟

- مثلا، همين جنگهاي آمريکا با عراق. ديدي که چي شد. اول عراقو ميفرستن حمله کنه به کويت. فکر مي کني واسه چي؟

- واسه اينکه صدام دنبال قدرت بود؟

- بابا اين حرفه. صدام سگ کي بود؟ صدام آدم خودشون بود. مگه مي تونس بي اجازه تکون بخوره؟ انداختنش جلو. بعد بهانه داد دست آمريکا که حمله کنه

- پس راست ميگن که حملة صدامم  زير سر آمريکا بود؟

- آمريکا؟ بابا تو که دل نمي دي. گوش کن چي مي گم. آمريکا هم اين وسط آلت دست اوناس. خيلي وقته که اونا پشت همة کشوراي بزرگ و کوچيکو خالي کردن. اونا فقط دنبال کسب قدرت خودشونن. نه آمريکايين، نه اروپايي، نه روسي، نه چيني. فقط جيبوتيايين.

- عجب

- بعله آقا. بقيه شو بشنو. بعد آمريکا ميره عراقو مي گيره. مي بيني، همه طبق نقشه. از اونور القايده رو علم مي کنن و يازده سپتامبرو راه ميندازن

- يازده سپتامبرم کار اوناس؟

- معلومه، مگه چنين کاري از چهارتا عرب شپشو بر مياد؟ معلومه که کار اوناس. خودت ببين ديگه، اول يازده سپتامبره، بعد حملة آمريکا به افغانستانه، بعد حملة دوباره به عراق. بعد بحران اقتصادي غربو راه ميندازن و از اونور اين انقلاب تکنولوژي کامپيوتري رو. خلاصه  مي بيني چطوري همه حرکتاشون به هم مربوطه؟

- انگار راس مي گي

- آره ديگه، اين انقلاب تکنولوژي اصلا موقعش همين وقت بود که دنيا رو زير و رو کنه. ديدي که چه کرد. آقا حالا جلوي يه کامپيوتر مي شيني با اونور دنيا حرف مي زني. من اين چيزا رو مي دونم، تو لابد نشنيدي، اسمش چي بود؟ اسکيپ، آسکايپ. اينا مطالعه مي خواد.معلومه که همه اش طبق نقشه بود که درست وقتي اتفاق بيفته که آمريکا تو جنگ خاورميانه است و وضع اقتصاد خرابه.

- عجب

- بعله. مي بيني؟ ديگه اون دوران گذشته که يه دانشمند و محقق تو يه زمينه اوستا مي شد و مي تونس وضعيت رو توضيح بده. حالا دورانيه که همه چي به همه چي مربوطه و براي توضيحش کسي لازمه که بتونه اين ربطا رو ببينه

- عجب

- بعله آقا. دارن همة اين حرکتا رو از جيبوتي رهبري مي کنن. هيشکي هم بو نمي بره. يعني غير من. راستي نري اين حرفا رو جايي بزني؟ اگه بدونن که من فهميده ام و تو هم شنيدي، دمار از روزگار هر دومون در مي آرن. بلايي سرمون ميارن. يعني اثرمون رو از زمين پاک مي کنن.  يادت باشه، جايي بروز ندي ها

- خيالت تخت

- حالا اون سلاحو رد کن بياد.بابا تهشو بالا آوردي از بس پک زدي، واسة ما هم بذار

- باشه بيا